what's the committee to reinvade vietnam? just say you'll come. jonathan's going to round up all the cool republican celebrities. [laughing] like who, chuck norris? no, c. nor and i had a falling-out after i switched to another dojo. ah, well, sorry, but i'm not giving anybody money until there's campaign finance reform. also, i'm saving up money for a new humidifier. it's the same model that's keeping larry king alive. oh, and i want you to book the subway hero onto the show. who? the subway hero. do you not watch the news? food network doesn't have a news show. this guy stepped in front of a train to save a total stranger who had fallen on the tracks. he pulled him between the rails, and the train missed their heads by inches. wow, that's amazing. i know. every show wants a guest appearance by the subway hero, but we have an advantage. we do? for his exceptional courage... the city of new york bestows the bronze medallion on dennis duffy. (liz) oh wow. thank you, mayor bloomberger. i accept this honor on behalf of every-- stern rules! baba booey! no, no, no, no, no.